The Pirate King Presents- Absolute Fuc*ing Delight

What if you could attend your own funeral?
What if you could hit the brakes on all those carefully crafted eulogies—the saccharine praise, the sentimental fluff—and set the record straight? In Absolute Fucking Delight*, The Pirate King himself commandeers his own funeral for a riotous hour of truth-telling, myth-busting, and laughter-soaked storytelling. The deceased rises—not to haunt but to heckle. He pauses his own eulogy to dive into the messy, hilarious, and deeply human reality behind the tales being told. In this one-man spectacle, The Pirate King dismantles the clichés of death and revels in life’s absurdities. He reclaims the narrative with all the charm, wit, and swagger of a man with nothing left to lose.

A Funeral You’ll Never Forget
Come for the comedy, stay for the chaos, and leave questioning how you want to be remembered. This isn’t just a show—it’s a wake-up call to laugh harder, live louder, and embrace the absurdity of it all.

Don’t miss your chance to witness comedy’s very own Pirate King write the final punchline to his story.

Absolute Fucking Delight—because even in death, you deserve a standing ovation.